Met my secondary school friends for a christmas dinner and drinks session yesterday. Thank God i had a slice of pizza and some drumlets at home before i went over. The food at Hog's Breath wasn't exactly the most appealing to me.

And the fucking rainnnnnnnnnnn..... only then i realised my home got no umbrellas wtf. Not that i would use one anyway, but im appalled by the fact that living in this post-war zone for 22 years, i never had a clue about how many umbrellas there are. So i did the next best thing, i took a stack of newspapers and held it over my head while i made my way over to holland v. Was praying damn hard no one would spot me because if i were to see a bugger doing it, sure i would laugh my ass off at him/her.

So after the not-so-fantastic dinner for them while i sat there and waited, we made our way to wala wala. Nicole came over with a small bottle of Choya, the smell seriously sucked.

Me: "shit, why so late?"

She: "yes!!! I just shat so i'm late!"

Me: "orh"

And we were chatting about our secondary school days when Minhui talked about Ms. Wee (our english teacher back then, everyone's devil but my angel) and she still claimed it wasn't her fault when she gave feedback that her teaching method wasn't suitable :s (like telling a chef that his signature dish suck)

She: "eh you all dont realise she always fail me one meh?"

Me: "not surprising what"

She: "all the guys always sent to the porch by her, im the only girl lorrrr"

Me: "yah lor not surprising what" (muahahahahaa)

She: "but my feedback was truthful leh she really not helpful what"

Mk: "this is like essay question, first you must write 'your teaching style is useful etc etc etc, BUT etc etc,and as a conclusion, i feel that it can be improved by etc etc etc..."


Merry Christmas to ah lian in Dubai!