drank till about 4am but now im already up and kicking i got no idea why and how the hell i managed to do so :s

was at wala wala again, but this time on the 2nd storey... chatted with ivy's south african friend.

Me: 'want some tiger?'

Him: 'ahh i fenk itz fur old marn' (nauhia)

Me: 'what about some stout? guiness?'

Him: 'oh garrrd, fatz warse... fur older marn' (nauhia again)

so we were drinking and i brought up the topic of rugby (south africa mah must know how to bring up topic to interact :p)...
Me: 'so i suppose you're a rugby fan'

Him: 'yeaaaahhh ya wartch rugbay too?'

Me: 'yeah, but not as much as soccer..'

Him: 'fatz farntazztick, ya suppart the Springboks?'

Me: 'errr... all blacks'

Him: 'weeeelll, fee all blarks are allwayz farntazztick before fee World Cup, but during fee tournamann, fey just sark...' (ccb)

Me: 'but they did win the touch rugby world cup'

Him: 'ahhhhhh, touch rugbayz furr laydays nart guyz...' (i abit dulan liao so i pulled my sleeve a little towards the side and show him my maori tattoo...he just 'ahhh all blarks' and went on drink his Chivas)

okay lah.. give him face cos he treated me Chivas...

Met my secondary school friends for a christmas dinner and drinks session yesterday. Thank God i had a slice of pizza and some drumlets at home before i went over. The food at Hog's Breath wasn't exactly the most appealing to me.

And the fucking rainnnnnnnnnnn..... only then i realised my home got no umbrellas wtf. Not that i would use one anyway, but im appalled by the fact that living in this post-war zone for 22 years, i never had a clue about how many umbrellas there are. So i did the next best thing, i took a stack of newspapers and held it over my head while i made my way over to holland v. Was praying damn hard no one would spot me because if i were to see a bugger doing it, sure i would laugh my ass off at him/her.

So after the not-so-fantastic dinner for them while i sat there and waited, we made our way to wala wala. Nicole came over with a small bottle of Choya, the smell seriously sucked.

Me: "shit, why so late?"

She: "yes!!! I just shat so i'm late!"

Me: "orh"

And we were chatting about our secondary school days when Minhui talked about Ms. Wee (our english teacher back then, everyone's devil but my angel) and she still claimed it wasn't her fault when she gave feedback that her teaching method wasn't suitable :s (like telling a chef that his signature dish suck)

She: "eh you all dont realise she always fail me one meh?"

Me: "not surprising what"

She: "all the guys always sent to the porch by her, im the only girl lorrrr"

Me: "yah lor not surprising what" (muahahahahaa)

She: "but my feedback was truthful leh she really not helpful what"

Mk: "this is like essay question, first you must write 'your teaching style is useful etc etc etc, BUT etc etc,and as a conclusion, i feel that it can be improved by etc etc etc..."


Merry Christmas to ah lian in Dubai!

Was on singtel.com to check for any promotions because i just received a letter that im in the 21 month recontract thing... So clicked on the trade-in option and looked for the model of the phone im using, wtf - 10 dollars?!?! i decided not to trade in... keep it as spare better...

yesterday jamie msn-ed me... waste time man...

"eh..."

"ya?"

"ask u sth?"

"wad. ask lor."

"so fierce... dun wana ask liao"

"okay, yes may i know what you wana ask?"

"nothing already." (zzzzz)

"u sure nth ah... later dont come ask again"

"ok"

(10 minutes later)

"eh..."

"see i know it... what you wana ask just ask lah..."

"saturday wana go sentosa with me"

...........................

"u like tan while i dont wana be tanned leh... go also no point"

"just go only lor, sit under tree got shade"

"then i might as well stay at home also got shade?" :s

had two encounters yesterday while drinking with yap at kopitiam...

(1) a table with 4 or 5 indian men hihihaha very loudly... we just reached, i was about to take the table beside them (cos nearer to tv, can watch soccer), when one of them flung his glass onto the table, walked over and grabbed his friend's shirt by the collar... started to shout and threaten him with his fist... nabe, typical indians - like to drink and make trouble... by this time i already tactically shifted my way further back and me and yap were already occupying a further table enjoying the live 'suria drama' in front of us :p

(2) the match was thailand v.s indonesia. alot of old grandfathers, fathers, fathers' sons, sons' fathers and so on were there watching.. soccer really is a common language, we saw the 'sons' category people engaging in conversations with the 'fathers' category and vice versa... more shocking was one grandfather was able to say that Peter Reid used to manage Sunderland in the Premier League... Wooooo... but all good things must come to an end, and when the end did come in the form of the final whistle, everyone just walked off in their own directions sibei fast... reality.

Wasted my entire day meeting the fat bitch and davin today. Supposed to meet up with them to study for the coming exams but alamak, i brought all my econs stuffs instead of the agreed-upon HR materials...

Went to campus, but she said wana go out of town...ended up went to Katong Old HongKong cafe... Had some food there and went through the past year papers. Everything she mentioned could be found on the textbook. Hello, lim peh not blind??? I dont need you to spell out every word from the textbook???

Towards the end, after going through 6 essay questions, she was flipping through her notes when she flipped to the papers with the point-form answers for ALL THE QUESTIONS WE WERE DISCUSSING EARLIER. WTF???? SHARE ANSWERS SO HARD MEH????

Wasted the whole morning+afternoon+early evening, i still took a 13 mrt station train ride home. And it was drizzling in the morning, so shiok because abit cold cold, but i still forced myself to wake up.....

Why are fat people always the irritating ones?
(She: "You live so near her, you go pillion her lor")
(Me: "I dont anyhow pillion people, but i okay to take public transport with her")
(She: "Wah so nice ah?? You like her issit?")

Why must fat people always talk rubbish?
(She: "Where you wana study?")
(Me: "I anything...")
(She: "Toilet want? You everything also say anything, toilet lor?")

Why do fat people always come up with stupid ideas?
(She: "Ahhh!!!! We go beach study!!!!")

Why do fat people always act cute?
(Always wear the fugly pink color furry boots with 2 pink color furry 'balls' dangling around)

W-H-Y

Lucky me, didnt get the original version of Football Manager. 59 dollars! Borrowed Np's external hard-disk and install. But whenever I try to start, it says 'Cannot run game: Failed to set up graphics system' Alamak.... Laptop too old, must get desktop....

Just sold my bike today.... I know her feeling, I know she feels insecure, as if shes been raped by a stranger.