knocking on heaven's door

Monday, March 30, 2009

you become very dulan when you're waiting for someone to sms you, and when the person finally does, you reply promptly. but because of some stupid reason (network or my phone or her phone i duno), all the msgs you sent are not received wtf.

my cousin was at the stall yesterday

me 'work for your mum very difficult, need alot of patience'
him 'then you should give yourself credit for being able to tong so long'

and i kept the promise made to myself of clearing at least 1 or 2 lessons, and i did. maybe humans need to come up with weekly resolutions in order to discipline him/herself to do the things that he/she keeps wanting to do.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Yesterday while at the zichar stall, i saw a blind aunty walking past.. apparently to cross the road, so i walked over and helped her till she got to the other end of the road and went back to work.

After that I was standing at the counter when my aunty walked over and passed me the 2 fire starters (the big ones to start the firestoves for the steamboat)

Aunty :'去买两个, 可是很想还有那个refill'
Me :'orh' (i looked for the refill and tried to start the starters)
Aunty: '没有了?去买咯' (passes me a 5dollar note)

One hand i was holding onto the 2 starters, the other hand onto the refill. Which one she referring to? I was thinking she wanted me to buy the refill, else why would there be an empty can of gasoline refill? Obviously it has been used. Even the Malaysian girl called Ah Zhu2 working for us said she was referring to the refill.

So i bought the refill back and was trying to start the firestarters
Aunty:'谁叫你买这个?浪费时间,每次叫你做东西都做错.'

wtf????? She didnt tell me which one to buy and now tio shoot.

So i went to buy 2 bloody firestarters back. Ah Zhu2 said this 2 better... rather than buy 2 cheapo ones and throw after a few usage, spend a bit more buy better ones can use longer

Aunty:'多少'
Me :'4.50'
Aunty:'谁叫你买这么贵的?!我刚才拿两个给你看,就是要你买那两个嘛!'

wtf????? she passed me that two and said they weren't working. didnt ask me to buy exactly the same ones. and she still kpkb-ed that i shouldnt buy at the provision shop because their prices were steeper than the ones sold at the NTUC supermarket.

Knn. I walked away and Ah Zhu2 walked over from the other direction.

She:'不用讲,一定是被吗,而且是没做错被吗.'
Me:'hannor'
She:'你阿姨十头牛来的,我们全部说对,他只要说错,每个人就错. 你是他自己人 bobian lah. 我们在这里每天看着他都 sian...'

moral of the story is just because you did a good deed, dont feel happy too early. immediately after that some 小人 will tekkan you

Saturday, March 21, 2009

number ball for 4hours.. total winnings : $1 knn. but still better than alan losing 40bucks, ahahaahah

today is a good day! lian's project discussion location changed to mcdonald's instead of some other evil place

and shit i havent started my class 2 lessons (i promise myself the coming week will clear at least 1 or 2)

Sunday, March 15, 2009

i accused lian of peng roti prata... she said i actually go level 10. but because i got personal say the high altitudes affected her memory and peng roti prata, she sentenced me to level 18

Sunday, March 01, 2009

today's lecturer came with a long and impressive history. phd holder with lots of achievements, lots of degrees, lots of journals written, but she cannot freaking teach

the 1st break

anonymous A 'she cant teach!'
anonymous B 'wah lau.. read word for word as on the presentation slides i might as well read myself at home'
anonymous C 'break only 10 minute ah? f**k it lah.. we go mcdonald eat slowly, come back also she read word for word i can read myself'

very long never ride under the pouring rain. really felt like a thousand needles piercing onto my skin and i had to 'ouch' to myself all the way. must be lynette pray to and told god i call someone fatty bom bom, god send for the holy rain to really cleanse me of my sins.

but cleanse liao no use, i need to curse some bloody taxi driver again... SHA3350J WHAT DA FUCK WERE U DOING SWERVING LEFT AND RIGHT INTO THE LANES?!?!??! DAYTONA OR INITIAL D KNN?!?!?!? this bloody cab driver already signalled to his left for quite some time, showing his intention to exit the flyover. and this is what happened.



wtf????