I have a very cute friend. His name is Ming Shu. Though not tall and probably growing a little towards the wrong side, he has a very unique sense of humour.

(1) When looking for the beer-girl to order our beer, he exclaimed, "THERE 那个女的没穿衣服的"

What he meant was the girl wasn't donning the apparel of the respective brand she was promoting for.

(2) We planned to have dinner at Geylang, a sleazy night spot famous for its food.

Was woken by the vibration of my phone during my afternoon nap, I lazily lifted my eyelids and saw 'Wana gay dinner?'

What he meant was 'Wana gey(lang) dinner?'

(3) Was waiting for him at the parking lot for bikes. Told him it was a one-way street so he couldnt turn in. Had to go further down the street before being able to turn into the alley from the other side. "orh okay okay 我知道 "

I saw Ming Shu riding in with all the big cars turning out and he was smiling happily at me while making his way in.

"Eh 这里 one-way street leh..你进来没有看到 NO ENTRY?"
"HUH 我不懂 leh 我看到有路我就进来 lor"

Was chatting with Isabell when she brought up the topic of brazilian wax, and she said she got no one to go with.

Me: 'i go with you lah'
She: 'it's a GIRL THING'
Me: 'last time my ex-gf pulled me into the shop when she did it. i even sat on the sofa with lots of bras and g-strings (or commonly known as mari kita) on display above me'
Me: 'she also told me not pain one leh, say it feels like *explicit content*'

Suddenly I think i know the reason why I've been down on luck for so long. wrong place + wrong things above my head.

Was typing furiously without looking at the screen and when done, i realised my essay was full of spelling errors... For once, i doubted my typing skills but found out that my keyboard has gone haywire.

Went to Far East and so coincidentally saw the ah lian, she remembers me! But i guess her mum was attracted to me instead, pulled me into her shop, kept on talking to me and asking me to try this and that. Even when i was changing, she would pull aside the curtain and shoved another shirt at me. "Wa 帅哥有 tattoo ah?" "Hannor." Luckily i wasn't trying on pants :s

So off we went to Central Mall to get my new keyboard. On the train home, i felt vibration from my phone and Rio said, "Eh i think you got a message." "Wah, really got message leh... how you know?" So i read what appeared, "Incoming Message from Rio: The girl behind never wear bra." I looked backward and saw a sexy lass in halter-neck.

He gave me a cheeky smile and continued to enjoy the beautiful 'scenery'.