Several things to observe when a girl gets drunk

(1) When she screams at everyone to play 猜拳, she will shout 二零五 and leave everyone dumbfounded.

(2) Even when she loses, she will proclaim everyone else as the losers and force them to slap one another's hands as a form of punishment.

(3) If you ask her to sit still for 5 minutes before you get her the drink she's been craving for whole night, she'll agree to sit still - for 10 seconds, and starts to scream that 5 minutes have passed.

(4) When her Vodka Orange (lime juice) arrives, she won't be able to tell the difference and will still give two thumbs up for the tasty drink.

(5) She starts pulling her girl friends' hair, tugging at shirts, and beware if you're standing behind her, she may just fling her arms wildly and poke you in the eye.

(6) Even innocent bargirls/promoters (although not innocently-dressed) are not spared. They'll get screamed at for taking long to serve drinks.

(7) She'll be sober enough not to reveal the particulars of the guy she's been admiring. But drunk enough to reveal that of her friend's.

(8) Answer her questions with answers that sounds good, and she'll be very happy. (e.g. "我厉害吗?!!", just tell her she's 厉害)

(9) Becomes a Merlion.

(10) And lastly on the next day she wakes up, she'll regret saying that the word 'puke' has never existed in her dictionary.

Ouch.