knocking on heaven's door

Saturday, July 18, 2009

got an A for my previous test, the one that i wrote a load of bullshit about lao lee.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Had my Managing Change exam on Saturday. Saw Stephanie and Gladys :p Actually I saw Andy and co., and the fat fuck was there. She waved to me and I was standing right in front of her, but I bohiu her. This kind of person dont need to give face.

Ang moh lecturers dont wana give exam tips, and chut questions that are super hard to answer. You read the question and you question yourself if its referring to this or that. Questions that keep you thinking for a long while before you get your pen to work.

There was one particular question "Change requires leadership. Name one particular leader whom you've read from your books, or during your lectures, or someone you know, and talk about how he implemented change with his leadership."

Knn I thought for fucking long and decided to luan xian them with Lee Kuan Yew. All my Secondary History/Social Studies knowledge came back and I talked about how he changed Singapore's destiny with his idea of a merger, and also why he forced himself into deciding to get Singapore out of Malaya. One load of bullshit.

After that my ahxia friends drove straight to my school's entrance and fetched me to Lunar, how to reject? After Lunar still fetched me home. Whole night didn't spend a single cent, how to reject again? :p

Thursday, April 09, 2009

there is this gf of my friend's whom everyone knows like to act sud, act like she knows everything

but she spent almost the whole evening inside the kitchen with the other girls duno wtf they doing inside and the food took so bloody long to be ready

still pluck off the soil particles one by one on the shoots.. hello? use chopper and chop off the whole bunch, ok already? still say i need more training pui

now you ppl know why for zichar, its the men in the kitchen and the charbors are outside

Sunday, April 05, 2009

today my aunty chut stunt again

she passed me 5 dollar and said "去买100plus,我要包的"

any normal human will think of 100plus poured inside a packet with ice cubes inside..so i went to buy exactly that

i went back and handed it to my aunty, she looked at me and "买给谁喝?"

i "你叫我买100plus一包嘛"

she "我要那个手流血,包住它不要让它流的100plus"

knn... handiplast = 100 plus

Saturday, April 04, 2009

18th April - Managing Change

22nd April - M5 CMFAS (1.35 to 3.35pm)

25th April - Cross Cultural Management

30th April - M9 CMFAS (12.30 - 3pm)

8th May - Health Insurance (11.20 - 12.35pm)

And before 22nd must book practical 3, else my TP booking will be voided (BBDC sibei gan :p online only say can book TP anytime, booked liao send letter say if nv take practical 3 TP will be voided and no refund)

Monday, March 30, 2009

you become very dulan when you're waiting for someone to sms you, and when the person finally does, you reply promptly. but because of some stupid reason (network or my phone or her phone i duno), all the msgs you sent are not received wtf.

my cousin was at the stall yesterday

me 'work for your mum very difficult, need alot of patience'
him 'then you should give yourself credit for being able to tong so long'

and i kept the promise made to myself of clearing at least 1 or 2 lessons, and i did. maybe humans need to come up with weekly resolutions in order to discipline him/herself to do the things that he/she keeps wanting to do.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Yesterday while at the zichar stall, i saw a blind aunty walking past.. apparently to cross the road, so i walked over and helped her till she got to the other end of the road and went back to work.

After that I was standing at the counter when my aunty walked over and passed me the 2 fire starters (the big ones to start the firestoves for the steamboat)

Aunty :'去买两个, 可是很想还有那个refill'
Me :'orh' (i looked for the refill and tried to start the starters)
Aunty: '没有了?去买咯' (passes me a 5dollar note)

One hand i was holding onto the 2 starters, the other hand onto the refill. Which one she referring to? I was thinking she wanted me to buy the refill, else why would there be an empty can of gasoline refill? Obviously it has been used. Even the Malaysian girl called Ah Zhu2 working for us said she was referring to the refill.

So i bought the refill back and was trying to start the firestarters
Aunty:'谁叫你买这个?浪费时间,每次叫你做东西都做错.'

wtf????? She didnt tell me which one to buy and now tio shoot.

So i went to buy 2 bloody firestarters back. Ah Zhu2 said this 2 better... rather than buy 2 cheapo ones and throw after a few usage, spend a bit more buy better ones can use longer

Aunty:'多少'
Me :'4.50'
Aunty:'谁叫你买这么贵的?!我刚才拿两个给你看,就是要你买那两个嘛!'

wtf????? she passed me that two and said they weren't working. didnt ask me to buy exactly the same ones. and she still kpkb-ed that i shouldnt buy at the provision shop because their prices were steeper than the ones sold at the NTUC supermarket.

Knn. I walked away and Ah Zhu2 walked over from the other direction.

She:'不用讲,一定是被吗,而且是没做错被吗.'
Me:'hannor'
She:'你阿姨十头牛来的,我们全部说对,他只要说错,每个人就错. 你是他自己人 bobian lah. 我们在这里每天看着他都 sian...'

moral of the story is just because you did a good deed, dont feel happy too early. immediately after that some 小人 will tekkan you